LubDubLubDubStoryByJisee

* One day, a handsome boy approached a pretty girl, the boy has a velvet blue eyes, a height that is 6'4, fair complexion and an untidy brunette of hair. He saw this pretty girl and he fell in love with her. Unknowingly the boy didn't know that the girl was so choosy and very strict. So he approached the girl: 

Boy: hi.pwede makig friend?

Girl: huh? what are you saying?

Boy: (ai. ingles man sia bai. uhm cge. i will try)  uh. hello ma'am. can i be friends with you?
Girl: oh. i don't really like talking to strangers.
Boy: no, my name not stranger, my name is Boy. How about you?
Girl:  (char. ingles ma pud diay sia bayota!) i'm Girl. i'm from New York. 
Boy: oh. we name is very close, isn't it? yes. yes. nice meeting you Girl. i'm from kalye Pogi.
Girl: (huh? asa mana sa mapa dong?) oh. that's not very familiar to me. where is that located?
Boy: (matay. unsai locaton?) uh. it is very far to go. 
Girl: (ai. wala janaw man pre) okay. we'll i have to go, i have an appointment today with my doctor.
Boy: uh-huh. uhm. can i ask for your number? cellphone?
Girl: Sure. (ese. number2 dayun, jumberna ni ron) 
Boy: okay. 
Girl: ***********.
Boy: Thank you ma'am. It was nice meeting you ;)
Girl: (whatever) yeah. yeah. thanks.

After 1 week, nag text c Boy kay Girl..

Boy: hello girl. are you free today?
Girl: uhm. who's this please?
Boy: (char. pakipot pa sia ai.) it's Boy. 
Girl: oh. hi there. oh. sorry, i'm so busy. maybe next time.
Boy: :(


After 1 month, nag text c Boy kay Girl:

Boy: hello girl, are you free today?
Girl: huh? sorry i'm still busy. i'll text you later. i have an appointment with my doctor.
Boy: :( (permi na lang ka busy do)


After 5 months, c Girl ang nag text kay Boy:


Girl: hello Boy, are you free today?
Boy: who's this please?
Girl: (char. ingles2 ang panghak ai.) it's me Girl. Remember?
Boy: ah. okay. no, i'm not free today.
Girl: why? it's the only time i'm free.
Boy: sorry, but i'm not. i have a date today with the girl of my dreams.
Girl: (echos! dream girl lugar? fagsiyor dong) uh. okay. take care. 
Boy: okay. thanks.



Og sa dihang naai unknown text ang Girl:


Unknown: Go to the yellow cafe. it is very important. do as i say.
Girl: (binuang ba ani) okay. who's this please?
Unknown: AYAW SIGEG PANGUTANA DIRA. BUHATA BA!
Girl: (O______o)


And so, gi-adto c Girl and surprisingly si Boy iya nakita.


Girl: what are you doing here?
Boy: i waited so long for this time Girl.
Girl: ah. did you texted me with an unknown number?
Boy. oo oi. ikaw bia akong Dream Girl man gyud :)
Girl: (weeh?) oh my gosh!
Boy: yeah. i studied for 12 years as a doctor and i am your doctor. didn't you know?
Girl: (confused) huh? but. but. but. he is different.
Boy: that's coz i'm wearing a mask :) i wouldn't have a degree in derma if i haven't graduated anything yet.
Girl: <3


And so again, a happily ever after..